fornplay

The act of watching porn as form of foreplay before or at the beginning of a sexual act either alone or with one or more other people; a mix of the words "porn" and "foreplay"

Example 1:
Dude 1: Dude, when was the last time you spanked the monkey?
Dude 2: Last night, but the fornplay took forever!

Example 2:
Crystal and I's fornplay last night was on point. We got warmed up to a video of a threesome!

by slick_dick_rick February 12, 2017

foreplannedabsenteeism

A word used to describe a time when someone has already planned to be absent from a place that they need to be.

"Did you hear about pete the other day, turns out he had a foreplannedabsenteeism from work and he claimed he had a Tummy bug, turns out he was just hungover!"

by EddieKain13 July 27, 2008

Foreplayxt

the act of textually arousing your partner before sexting through the us of cell phones, Black Berries, and/or online chatting.

Joe - "What are you up to?"

Sam - "Getting into some serious foreplayxt with this chick I met last night at the bar."

by mtycun July 28, 2010

Foreplay

Drafts of sexually explicit fan art, shared with a group or individual for constructive criticism and feedback. This is a term used in fan art communities on Discord.

Thanks for the foreplay. I think the shading around his jaw could be a little darker.

by HeyBoyDraws December 21, 2019

Foreploy

On a golf course, a shouted warning of a ball in motion (true or not) that has an ulterior motive, such as stealing nearby golf equipment.

"Fore!" yelled golfer Wiley at the players ahead of him on the 18th fairway. But after he hit his ball, he sped off in the other direction, hoping his foreploy would divert attention from the set of golf clubs he had just stolen.

by Steve Hoglund July 23, 2007

wardrobe foreplay

This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.

definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.

My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.

When is the cruise? I ask.

oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.

by mzpearlie July 27, 2009

schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009