Someone who tries to show off all their name brand stuff even though more than half the things they are wearing are off-brand
Emma: Yo! Did you see Kevin? Im pretty sure he had some Yeezys on!
Lizzie: Na, those arent the REAL Yeezys, those are so fake. Hes such a fake flexer
Lizzie: Na, those arent the REAL Yeezys, those are so fake. Hes such a fake flexer
by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018
Get the Flexer mug.When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"
Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.
Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
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Get the Flex mug.Man 1: I got deez diamond rings, and all this money.
Man 2: Yo, who the fuck do you think your flexing on.
Man 2: Yo, who the fuck do you think your flexing on.
by Pinkberry569k January 28, 2019
Get the Flex mug.The appeal of a person resulting from their flex. It is essentially the clout derived from showing off expensive material goods in real life and/or posting them on social media.
Alexander has been flexing his new Louis Vuitton fanny pack to up his flex appeal.
Michelle has a lot of flex appeal.
Michelle has a lot of flex appeal.
by inflatable dartboard January 28, 2019
Get the flex appeal mug.pretty much a wanna be (normally a boy in his teenage or pre-teen years, trynna act rich with a lot of brand name stuff but cant afford the brand name stuff so then he has the off brand/ store brand stuff)
Jenna: Did you see that Rolex he was wearing! Holy Crap! He must be rich!
Lizzie: Na girl. Hes rolling with the Timex. Hes such a fake flexer
Lizzie: Na girl. Hes rolling with the Timex. Hes such a fake flexer
by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018
Get the fake flexer mug.When someone keeps flexing the fact they’ve got nitro on Discord by spamming stupid animated nitro-only gifs
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