Pissy Flanging Gay Ball

A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.

"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"

by Nave Nilney August 4, 2007

Fagging Off

When two male's either homosexual or sometimes not engage in sexual intercourse or foreplay.
Fagging off can also be used to create a sense of discomfort around non gay men!

Tom "you where drunk last night Dave, you actually started fagging off with Tim"

Dave ":O"

by Poot Machine September 24, 2011

farguing

Having a fake argument, and could also refer to arguing for no purpose

Peter: So we're arguing then, are we?
Danni: No we're not

Peter: Yes we are!
Danni: No, we're farguing

by BarryTrotterLikesButterbourbon February 4, 2010

Faraging

The sexual act of taking it up the brexit.

Guy 1: Bojo got properly shafted when Gove took him up the brexit.
Guy 2: Yeah that was harsh faraging.

by Tenlegporkchop January 21, 2017

Fame fagging

A person who constantly brags about their fame or social media 'fame'

"Josh needs to stop fame fagging all the time"

by Whoop I'm chiken February 21, 2017

Are you fagging me?

A way of expressing disbelief/anger while also insulting someone because they're a bitch. Can be used as a casual way of insulting your half-retarded friend while not actually insulting them. It's basically a real chill way of calling your friend a faggot.

When you say "are you fagging me?" your just saying "are you kidding me?" while also calling someone a faggot.

Mark: "Yo sorry bro I just accidentally sat on all your Juul pods. I think I crushed them, my bad."
Kyle: "Fuck bro! Are you fagging me?"

by The dickdog February 24, 2021

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012