Finnish bidet

A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)

Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it

by Wizard of Cummies December 20, 2017

finnies

A drug white people do

“Hey Brad , omg Britney is doing finnies “

by Herfood May 14, 2018

finnish summer

That time of the year when nobody really has any expectations for good weather.

Finnish summer is really great like in this passage from the Bible:

"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”

by whoever I may be May 27, 2019

Finnish Fire Spell

Another word for Molotov Cocktail, an incendiary device used by the Finns during the Winter War, and was first used in the Spanish Civil War, before they were named after Soviet Foreign Minister Vyacheslav M. Molotov, who remarked that the bombing runs on Finland were actually supply drops, which they weren't, as one could guess.

"Did you see those LARPers using their Finnish Fire Spell to light their campfire?"

by ytphantom April 11, 2019

Finnish citizen

A Finnish Citizen is a man who loves fucking deers while drinking absolut Vodka meanwhile he is shooting russians on the border

Dang, that dude is a finnish Citizen

by A random Finn December 1, 2019

Finnish Finish

When you cum you spill your load into a snow cone and slam it in your girls mouth with your Johnson like a Finnish KP-m/44 submachine gun bolt.

“Hey did you hang out with Jessica last night?”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”

by TheAnimalMother912 November 20, 2020

Finnish Drive-by

The act of gunmen on skis assaulting a group while passing by at high speed, typically with submachine guns, derived from the success of Finnish forces on skis using guerilla tactics against the Soviets in the Winter War and WWII

If Chad doesn’t stop cutting me in line at the express lift I might have get the boys to hit him with a Finnish Drive-by, you feel me.

by fartlove99 January 27, 2021