Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010

Apple Field

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!

by GrappleCare June 21, 2009

field weed

Really good Marijuana, picked out of a field, unaltered by additives

I prefer field weed to that laced with PCP.

by ingassister February 20, 2015

Field Goal

Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.

I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!

by LVWP April 20, 2010

play the field

To search for something out of a selection of alternatives

I'm going to "play the field" for a while before I choose my wife

by gas September 12, 2003

field sock

1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock

2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock

1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!

2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock

by cornfritter December 7, 2010

killing fields

1- A Place in Cambodia/Democratic Kampuchea where Thousands of "New People" or "April 17" People met there deaths at the hand sof the Khmer Rouge in the 1970s

2 - The Forementioned except a place where Preps rather than innocent cambodians should go and be slaughtered

Preps need to be sent to Cheung Eek Killing Fields after there time in S-21 reeuducation camp

by Brother Number One November 27, 2003