A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
by egnaro May 17, 2005
Get the ferret fiddlingmug. A cotch ferret refers to a person (the cotcher)
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.
by davesspainiard January 20, 2010
Get the Cotch Ferretmug. 'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'
'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
by Jondo March 4, 2008
Get the bag of ferretsmug. by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009
Get the Chutney Ferretmug. A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
by Spyke March 20, 2003
Get the chutney ferretmug. by crockpot April 4, 2009
Get the lip ferretmug. A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.
by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004
Get the Eternal Ferretmug.