Feminist

Any woman or girl older than ten years old who believes that men exist only to rape women. If provoked, they will lash out at the target, sometimes yelling at the top of their lungs, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" while kicking and scratching everybody around her. Usually have feminist mothers. Beware.

Boy: Aren't you a feminist?
Girl: HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD TO DESCRIBE US! WE CANNOT BE SUMMED UP BY ONE MEASLY PHRASE! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!!!
Boy: But I thought you called yourselves feminists, so why can't I?
Girl: KAME... HAME... HA!!!
Boy: *is dead*

by yeetyee April 16, 2018

feminists

People who believe in the idea of social and economic equality between the sexes, i.e. feminism. However, a large majority of feminists who are of the female gender, will still rip your head off if you leave the seat up. Therefore rendering themselves hypocrites.

"Bill, you left the seat up!"...
"I know honey, I put it up, you put it down, it's fair, in fact, it's even easier to put it down"...
"That's not the point!"...
"Remember all that equality stuff you were reading about in 'feminists weekly'?"
*she storms off*

by spittinpigeon February 17, 2006

Feminists

A group of women that accuse men of sex abuse because they think women should be pampered just because they have a vagina

Feminists are assholes

by money4Riley February 2, 2017

feminist

Someone who believes in equal rights for men as well as those for women. Often associated with feminism and feminist ideology.

Jerry is a feminist. He is also tall, handsome, and muscular, and possibly a little flamboyant.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 26, 2016

feminist

That 45-year-old female at the singles party saying, "Me? No, I never believed in any of that shit."

"I used to be a feminist until the GLC grants ran out."

by Andrew Strand February 12, 2007

Feminist

A basic bitch who shops at hot topic to much and hates men because ... we don't know... these women or more like middle schoolers don't know what to do about their ex boyfriend so they complain about our 75 cents to their dollar and decide not to shave their vagina

"Yeah she's a feminist"

"Why"
" who knows"

by Jwjwnwl May 23, 2019

Feminist

Someone who hides behind the word "equality" in order to push the narrative that women are still oppressed and gain sympathy points.

A: I'm a feminist because just yesterday I lost a job position to a man. That's sexism
B: LOL. You lost the position to him because he has 20 years of experience while you have none.

by rebelliousteenager72 September 13, 2017