Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

Sausage Fest

When the number of males in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of females present.

This party is a total sausage fest! Let's call Sarah and have her bring some of her girlfriends over.

by World Renouned Dr. Anthony Brand April 2, 2003

stem fast

a result of crack addiction where the user neglects food and becomes very thin
(like slim fast, only with a crack stem)

take a look at that skinny motherfucker askin people for change, dude's gotta be on stem fast

by peanuts and corn May 15, 2006

Sausage fest hangover

After being with only guys for a long period of time, a man will think every chick he sees is incredibly hot. Sausage fest hangover stops affecting you after you see enough girls

Guy: Last night i was with my bros for the whole day. Then at night we went to a bar and i experienced a really bad sausage fest hangover

by Vert5353 January 10, 2012

eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast

coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube

you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018

Sausuge Fest

A party or gathering that is over run with males and becomes borderline gay.

This is such.... a... Sausuge Fest

by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005