running faucet

When the man cums in a woman, and pulls out as fast as possible, creating a vortex that resembles a running faucet.

After the great sex, He turned me into a running faucet.

by Glazed donutt November 11, 2017

Leaky faucet

Something requiring attention.

Something that is slowly loosing it's source and will eventually will release all pressure if not taken care of.

Or someone you can go to and always get drops of things from. Wisdom etc.

She's a leaky faucet.

Their show is a leaky faucet

by Livewildlove June 08, 2022

Faucet Sipping

When one positions themselves upside down vertically, legs skyward, while masturbating creating a position where one nuts straight onto their face/mouth.

i walked in on Monty and he was faucet sipping!
I caught him sipping from the faucet

by yung fart n’ lil shit July 02, 2022

Faucet Negotiation

An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.

I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.

by O-town daddy November 09, 2013

Dick faucet

1. A person or group of people who annoy normal people by incessantly running their mouths about a subject they feel strongly about.

I wish that dick faucet Lenny would shut up. He's been going on about how Trump isn't his president for hours.

Hillary Clinton supporters are a bunch of dick faucets about how Trump isn't their president.

by Jem1977 April 11, 2017

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t enjoy dripping faucets but she needed to pay her rent.

by All Bets Hedged December 01, 2020

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.

by All Bets Hedged December 01, 2020