failshow

When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.

A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.

When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.

Also a guy that uses FML too much.

That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.

by powersaver23 August 9, 2010

falasha

A bad bitch who takes shit from nobody. Has hands, a fat ass, and cute curly hair

Dammmn who’s that girl she’s bad af

Oh that’s my bitch falasha

by They.favee July 10, 2018

FailScape

Slang term for the MMORPG Runescape, after multi-way PvP killing was removed.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Runescape has gotten boring.
Guy 2: Runescape? More like Failscape these days.
Guy 1: Touche.

by Hardvolume February 26, 2008

faisal

A popular male name in South Asia, and few arabic countries

One of Saudi Arabia's king was named Faisal

A popular male name in South Asia, and few arabic countries

One of Saudi Arabia's king was Faisal

by RS Player May 1, 2005

fajiste

Fag; Loser; Prude kid; Asshole

Wow that kid Melvin is a complete Fajiste.
WHat a Fajiste.

by Stanley Goldstein September 10, 2005

The Fais Qira

1. The act of receiving a phone call, looking at the number and realizing it is someone you don't want to talk to...The Fais Qira usually involves a flip type mobile phone but can also be executed with a smart phone such as a Blackberry or IPhone by blatantly pushing the ignore button on someone you know. Often the Fais Qira is executed when the person receiving the call is not busy, not in the middle of anything, or in most case a Fais Qira will be executed just before answering another call from a preferred person.

John called but I gave that bitch the the Fais Qira.

by Munch Kin June 15, 2009

Failsauce Engage

The process in which one's failsauce engages

Terry really sucked at soccer, so when he let a goal in, his failsauce engaged.

by e-jangles May 6, 2008