falafelize

Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.

Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.

by Grand Rapidian October 13, 2009

Falafel

It's a dish originated in Egypt

First emerged in Alexandria city

We always have falafel for the breakfast

by Luca changretta December 27, 2024

The Thugling Falafel

The infamous and notorious thugling named Falafel. Falafel is a thug located in the suburbs who acts tough while riding around on his E-scooter with his other thugling friends but in reality he is just a regular kid who comes from a good home but tries to act tough anyways to get validation from people he believes are tough. All he does is listen to drill music and rob people for 50 bucks and their backpack. He isnt someone you would want to cross because he has a whole gang of thuglings with him but if he ever tries to press you on his own just stand your ground because he isn't going to do much. Now falafel isn't exactly a single person, he is an idea and that idea is a person who thinks he is a hardened thug from the streets but he is just a little wannabe who is a homo-thugling.

Defined:

Your friend: "OMG ITS A THUG"
You: "OMG WHERE"
Your friend: "Oh nvm its just The Thugling Falafel"
You: "oh phew I thought we were done for, for a second"

by ThatOneGuyNamedFalafel October 28, 2025

Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.

I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Falafel

when you and another person are close enough and practically dating, but you do not want to put a label on it

"What is up with you and John? Are y'all dating?"
"Nah we are just in a falafel."

by your_local_papa_frita March 6, 2017

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

Falafel

A stash of narcotics, esp. one designed to be hidden in the rectum.

Man, I was glad to take that falafel out of my pants and spark one up

by TTTTTT June 28, 2014