Facetime

To smoke a blunt to the face and absolutely not sharing in a predetermined manner.

Let me know when yall make up your mind i just rolled a blunt and its Facetime.

by D$H_Irie April 1, 2021

facetime after 12pm

if i facetime you after 12pm you better pop a titi

if we facetime after 12pm you better pop a titi

by rostye45 August 11, 2021

Facetimeable

The state of being visually prepared to receive Facetime calls.

I am not Facetimeable because my hair is not done and I have on pajamas.

by Likerealwords July 21, 2022

FaceTime

Slang term for rough oral sex between to gay bros.

Mike: “Hey bro, guess what time it is? FaceTime! Hit your knees bro!”

Ricky: “Ok bro! I’m down!”

*Two seconds later* gaawwwgg gawww guhhggg

by Tosser of Salads August 14, 2022

FaceTime jail

when your significant other doesn’t want to FaceTime

My boyfriend put me in FaceTime jail and I didn’t get to FaceTime him all weekend.

by CriZtoph December 3, 2023

Facetimeable

Describes a person who is able to accept a FaceTime call because both they and their environment are presentable and in a state that makes them comfortable appearing on video.

I wasn’t sure if I could answer, but I was feeling facetimeable now, so I picked up the call.

by Jamaicalove1 January 20, 2025

group facetime

when a group of guys slam their faces into one vagina

when usually 3-5 facetime / houseparty together

Woah she’s really hot man wanna give her some facetime!

Yo this group chat is weak asf. Let’s group facetime.

by uranus790 January 17, 2018