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Crate Escape

A group of lads enter a room with 20 cans of +4.5% alcoholic beverage and nobody is allowed out until they have all been consumed. No women allowed. Topgun and Anchorman are the preferred options for films. Chunder dragons and Pissballs compulsory
Dave: Wow that crate escape escalated quickly

Mike: One minute it was Topgun and on course to make it out clubbing. Next it was pissballs out of the window and chunder everywhere

Dave: Lol
by Team Topgun January 27, 2013
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steak escape

when your cock flops out of the fly hole in your boxers, particularly when taking part in some athletic event
guy 1: dude....whats that comin outta your shorts?
guy 2: ahh shit...another steak escape
by Pepis July 7, 2006
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Ford Escape

A totally amazing SUV, looks really good in dark blue and anyone that drives it is sexy and amazing!
"Lets take the Ford Escape today"
"OK thats a hot SUV!!"
by Kfot July 3, 2008
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Escape Plan

A secret or sneaky maneuver, strategy, idea or concept that is used to get a person out of a premonition, bad situation or stressful turn of events with the intentions of preventing ones self from getting played.
Shit! I gotta get the hell outta here before shit hits the fan. I'm gonna use my escape plan and skip town.
by themupianomann December 27, 2013
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rape escape

sometimes at the end of the night, men make a mad scrable to get layed before all the pussy passes out. this may cause the females to pull a desperate move called the rape escape. the rape escape is most commonly used at after parties, as the bar is closing, or when there is a higher ratio of males than females. it may incluse sneaking away and driving home, running away with your best friend down a back alley, or just doing whatever it takes to get away from horny dudes.
"damn we thought these guys were gonna smoke us out, but they were just trying to get some poon. we had to pull a rape escape!"

girl 1 : "did you end up hooking up with that dude from the bar?"

girl 2 : "nawww, girl. he tryed to kidnap me so i had to pull the rape escape!"
by nonosnoseknows September 11, 2011
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Escape Sext

An escape text that you send to someone to lure them away from a date, meeting, or other event in order to hook up with you.
I plan to send Mo an escape sext tonight to rescue her from dinner with the rents.
by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017
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Japanese Fire Escape

When several people get out of a car at a stoplight, and have sex on top of the car. A sex act that is extremely difficult to pull off, and has an extremely high probability of arrest. DO NOT ATTEMPT
Did you see those two have sex on their car??" "No, i can't believe anyone would try the Japanese Fire Escape!
by hollowed leaf December 28, 2010
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