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Esteban

Ee Esteban he a chill as foo , he loves mobbin with the homies around watson.he is a professional joint roller .you can find that foo straight posted !
Oh shit that’s the homie Esteban
by 1watson4 October 15, 2019
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Esteban

A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
Me: "I love you Esteban"

Esteban:"Like a best friend?"

Me: "...Sure."
by Kat7 November 26, 2010
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Esteban

He's quiet but but by far the most popular guy at school. Literally everyone loves him and even though girls flock to him he says "I'm waiting". He always just gives stuff away to friends to help them which makes him the most generous person ever. Esteban will always come through no matter what, there was a track race where his relay team was being crushed, Esteban wasn't even concerned, he just got the baton and all hell broke loose! He made the craziest comeback of all time and humiliated some of the best runners in the country. We make fun of him for choosing to practice instead of going out with friends but he doesn't care. Although he will always downplay his abilities, he has so much potential and is often underestimated big time, he will accomplish crazy feats of endurance such as marathons and triathlons without telling a single person unless they ask. He loves God and claims that its only through God that he has accomplished things. He wont ask for attention and may seem mysterious to most, but off of the track he is a simple, cool, loving guy who loves the Colorado outdoors. On the track he is a smoking hot, badass machine and probably a future Olympian. If you know an Esteban become his best friend(like me)or wife because a dude like this only comes around once every 10000 years.

Ps. I'm writing this to have people guess who I am writing about and Esteban doesn't know about this yet. He will claim to be mad and want to kill me, but that just means lunch is on him.
Pretty Girl: Where's your cute friend?
Esteban's Friend: Oh Esteban? He said he was going to run a marathon real fast. Hell be back in like five minutes.

Hot girl: Wanna go eat somewhere Esteban?
Esteban: Do I know you?

Panicked civilians: Oh no he world is ending!!!
Calm civilian: Calm down Esteban is here.
Panicked civilians: Phew

Concerned man: There is a man laying on the ground over there at the track. He was throwing up and just collapsed. Is he ok? I think he just died.
Paramedic: Ha ha, its just Esteban. Sorry sir, he does that sometimes.
by Abel carsauce October 22, 2020
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eastern europe

A very interesting, exciting and beautiful part in Europe. Has been under the communist rule in the past, now the majority of countries are heading towards capitalism and accepting more Western-European and American lifestyle.

Eastern Europeans are people with rich national history and heritage, strong family traditions and bonds. Although it is hard to generalize, most of EE appreciates friendship a lot and do not idolize McDonalds. EE'ns take life easy, drink a lot and don't listen to crap music.

Eastern European women are one of the most beautiful, sexy women that the Earth has seen.

Last but not least, Eastern Europeans are party people.
A: This girl on that billboard is stunning.
B: Yea, probably she is Eastern European.

A: Wow, see that girl? She's dressed so well.
B: Come on. When I was in high school in Bulgaria all girls dressed that well. No big deal.

A: Hey hey, that guy drank all the vodka that was supposed to be for all of us at the party.
B: Whatever. He's probably Eastern European.

A: Wow, that guy takes life easy. He is not obsessed with work, taxes and drama. Is he Jamaican?
B: I know that guy, he's Eastern European.

A: Hey, it's Friday night. Let's go to the Reading Club meeting.
B: Come on bro, let's go clubbing with out Eastern European friends.
by n.trance December 28, 2008
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A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.
"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."
by jram October 15, 2006
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nor'easter

Not a snowball, but it's more like a double snowball. When two people get full loads in their mouths and then snowball each other. It's so intense it's like a nor'easter.
Tom and CJ sucked each other off, held the loads in their mouths and proceeded to make out with each other. The result is a white mess comparable only to raging nor'easters.
by d_leigh November 2, 2008
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Eastern Passage

A small community in Nova Scotia (canada) with a main export of fish and cars via the autoport.....

The people of eastern passage have a reputation of selling and smoking pot , and drinking massive quantities of alcohol. Climate: fog....one climate all the time
hey what are you doing tonight?

oh im chilling down in eastern passage

oh really? so i shouldnt expect to see you at work tomorrow?

oh ill be there...... just dont expect much out of me
by passageboi October 5, 2009
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