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An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.
Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
John Doe: what did you get in the mail?
Jane Doe: red envelope.
John Doe: what movie?
Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Jane Doe: red envelope.
John Doe: what movie?
Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
by OhaiNoName March 6, 2011
A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.
"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.
by jim0203 April 4, 2010
by frank1678 November 25, 2013
The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
by J|nn March 26, 2014
An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.
Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016