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Eloise is a totally fab girl, and she has a massive heart. Eloise is on the dumb side, but she has an ass that doesn't lie. She's a total bad bitch, and the best bestie someone (that someone usually being blonde and short) could ever had. Eloise is the bomb, and she always will be there for you. If you meet an Eloise, make sure to stick with her. she is rare.

p.s ecat and allana suck, and aila rocks.
Person one: wow look at her!
Person two: ye thats Eloise. she rocks.

Person one: she looks like a bad bitch, and look at that ass!
Person two: ya she's my bestie!
Eloise by ailalalalalala October 13, 2022
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Worst driver you will ever meet. Borderline scary but gets stressed when people get scared of her driving. CANNOT park either.
Boy: oh my god who’s parked on an angle like that??

Other Boy: yeah that’s just eloise don’t worry too much about it
Eloise by Filaflowa May 8, 2023
RANGER NUN👩 🦰✝️
a devil child but who is holy with red hair
“hey who’s that, she’s weird.”
“it can only be eloise.”
eloise by proboscis.monkey August 18, 2023
A lil cunt with a thick ass and an aggressive personality. Always happy. No matter what. Likes a guy named Bradly and she hates peppers. Friends with anyone and everyone. Ron Weasley simp.
Eloise is a friendly person.
eloise by Teehee..? January 19, 2024
Eloise is the best of the best of the best! She will do anything for anyone unless they are raciest, sexist and anything-ist. She is amazing at gifts and jokes and artsy stuff. She has a giant-

Heart, and a high hummer level. She is not afraid to stand up for what’s right and makes amazing friends. She won’t judge you for your looks, but the inside. She is also really attractive and one time, 3 people had a crush on her because she is THAT HOT. Definitely recommend for dating! She lives at 123 Don’t be homophonic str.
Person one: Eloise is so hot, but I think she’s taken.
Person two: She is to busy hanging out with her bestie for boyfriends/girlfriends

Person one: Dang it!
Eloise by Bestie Westies March 1, 2025
Thick girl, recommend in bed, smells like flowers and she doesn’t even wear perfume
Person 1: whooweee! That Eloise is sexy as hell!
Person 2: Really? Lemmings have a go
Eloise by Bestie Westies March 1, 2025
eloise is a very cool person and she has NOT played these games before. she likes making ppl think they are schizophrenic. She loves speaking armenian and meeting ger friends at the breeze. “what the…sigma”
eloise epicly eats elly the elephant and thinks its was exquisite
eloise is such a person
Eloise by I-have-NOT April 16, 2025