by Big dick Dave 42069 December 15, 2019
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by Tom Sim October 22, 2020
Get the eloise longmuir mug.A person named Eloise is drastically.... uh.... different. They don’t give a crap about anything you say, but she will give you candy in math class. She is overall a...interesting friend, but at times she can be really dark. Like REALLY dark. She is really smart, but she is also common sense dumb AF. She’a a great friend. 😽
Boy 1: Hey Eloise, your really pretty and I was wondering if you wanted to date?
Eloise: EWWWWW! HELL NO! FUCK OFF!
Boy 2: Yo! Dude! Your really ugly! Wanna hang?
Eloise: HELL YA!
Eloise: EWWWWW! HELL NO! FUCK OFF!
Boy 2: Yo! Dude! Your really ugly! Wanna hang?
Eloise: HELL YA!
by roastingGMS November 1, 2020
Get the Eloise mug.A lil cunt with a thick ass and an aggressive personality. Always happy. No matter what. Likes a guy named Bradly and she hates peppers. Friends with anyone and everyone. Ron Weasley simp.
by Teehee..? January 19, 2024
Get the eloise mug.Worst driver you will ever meet. Borderline scary but gets stressed when people get scared of her driving. CANNOT park either.
Boy: oh my god who’s parked on an angle like that??
Other Boy: yeah that’s just eloise don’t worry too much about it
Other Boy: yeah that’s just eloise don’t worry too much about it
by Filaflowa May 8, 2023
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