explanationalism

A terrible irrelevant bull shit explanation that someone tries to lay on you

"Man, don't give me all that explanationalism. Give it to me straight"

by Jamie Day April 26, 2007

exploitationship

1) Descriptive Noun: A relationship based on exploitation.

2) Adjective: A relationship that is detrimental to one or more individuals in the relationship be it emotional, financial, or physical.

3) Adverb: The act of carrying on a relationship under false pretenses for personal gain.

4) This term can be applied to romantic, plutonic, and business relationships.

That girl is a gold digger and she just wants an exploitationship.

It's an eploitationship, we are only friends because he buys me drinks.

She used him to get that promotion at work then ended it, just another exploitationship.

by loneyboy81 June 13, 2012

Exploratory Cuddling

1.) The act of cuddling with someone who you've never cuddled with before. First time cuddles.

1.) After I sent him a cuddle call, Jonah Aberle and I did some exploratory cuddling.^_^

by KuddleKat August 9, 2012

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

Explodatious

When something awesome needs to be defined bigger than just the word 'explosive.' Exceeding all expectations and excelling what the English language has to offer in terms of absolute amazement.

After I hit that three pointer, my brain releases a giant explodatious amount of dopamine.

by ShiftedSoul August 25, 2019

post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

by nOmega November 24, 2009

Explanation

I'm pretty sure I deserve one of these. I also feel as though I'm owed one of these.

Iam "I still want an explanation."

Hym "You're not going to get one."

Iam "Well... I should..."

Hym "But you won't."

Iam "I mean... I still think I'm wrong about something here...."

Hym "What's there to think about? It either was what you thought it was or you were intentionally lead astray."

Iam "Yeah, but... *Sigh*.... They could have made this so much easier..."

Hym "I told you before and I'll tell you again. They liked being a hindrance. It was a game to them and they did it because they didn't respect you."

Iam "That's obvious..."

Hym "Look, it really doesn't matter. You left it entirely up to them. They chose that outcome. All of your problems there were communication based and could have been resolved by a 7 word sentence. It would have taken less than han 60 seconds. They didn't want to fix the problem. They liked that the problem bothered you so they allowed it problem to persist."

Iam "........"

Hym "They should have just left us alone"

by Hym Iam April 21, 2022