e-tard

Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool

The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill

by Johannesie June 6, 2018

E-tard

Edward

Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

e-tard

When someone is being a retard over the internet.

Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:

by Nitch bass igga May 3, 2020

E-tard

Someone who is technologically challenged

Your friend: Yo dude, did you manage to partition your hard drive?
You: Nah man, I'm a bit of an e-tard

by beugo6969 April 26, 2024

e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.

'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'

by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009

R.E-tard

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard

Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

Super E-Tard

One who believes they are like Superman while on Ecstasy

+Takes glow sticks from a nother person+
Runs away yelling "Super E-Tard to the rescue....I win"

by Star_Baby<3 August 6, 2006