Doucheboater

The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up

Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.

A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.

Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater

by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010

Doubledome

An intellectual who supports silly ideas. Originated sometime in the 1960s to describe hippies.

Practically everybody is a doubledome.

by Trogador November 14, 2010

pee-douched

during sex when a guy pee's in the vagina

Mike : "I was bonin' this girl and I had to piss real bad so I just went in her"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"

by schmolly December 2, 2009

douched

the past tense of douche. or, to be douched...by yourslef or by somedbody else.

1. dude, you totaly just got douched.

guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can't be me, i just got douched.

by jess owns you. June 11, 2005

douched

Whenever it rains heavily.

"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop May 28, 2007

DoucheCopter

Someone who has the rare ability to drop a douchey comment in even the most remote of conversations

That guy was such a douchecopter he managed to insult us from the other side of this crowded auditorium.

by Bassrabi February 20, 2011

douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.

My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.

by ek9sam December 23, 2011