doucheberg

someone who is worse than a douchebag

Walter Berg decided to add the new zodiac symbol Ophiuchus to the calender making 13 signs and this changed everyones sign

Walter Berg is such a doucheberg! I used to be a Libra but now I am a Virgo.

by Honorguard42 January 15, 2011

douchebad

Someone who ignores you on aim.

That Adam won't respond to my IMs. What a douchebad!

by Gee Minor April 16, 2007

doucheband

a hardcore/ screamo band full of gay scene douche bags.

ZOMG did you go to lifeSPOT and see defending the pilot?!?!

NO, that is a doucheband.

by matthew blah blah blahblah March 12, 2008

Doucheberg

Someone who's level of Douchebaggery has has gotten so large that it's as big as an iceberg

Glenn Beck - Doucheberg
Rush Limbaugh - Doucheberg
Bill O'Reilly - Doucheberg
Dick Cheney - Total Doucheberg

by LeftyCoaster November 7, 2010

doucheboard

Those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest fuckboy douchebag in the world. Some retards may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn't hover. Someone on a doucheboard may be

-Wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-Wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-Wearing skinny jeans
-Wearing huge Nike high tops
-Making a Musical.ly
-Making a Vine
-Sending pictures of his tiny dick to girls twice his age on Snapchat
-Bringing cancer to all

"Hey, why's that douche on a segway without a handle? "
"It's called a doucheboard."
"Wow I think I'm gonna kill myself now"

by Papa Squirt July 24, 2016

doucheberry

Like a dingleberry is a turd that sticks to someone/somethings ass. A doucheberry is an ex partner who just won't go away, usually refering to a male ex(female ex's who exhibit this tendency are known as dinglebitches).

This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.

by TripsDadisOne September 25, 2009

Douchetarded

Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.

"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."

by BlarghStudios October 8, 2011