1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.
2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.
2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.
2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011
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by Mr. Dooseldorf November 15, 2014
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Get the doosdt mug.what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."
by NPD June 9, 2007
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Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.
Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.
Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.
by Maigen January 14, 2008
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I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.
by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020
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