Dench Shit

A massive shit

Mother: Alex where you been for the past half an hour!
Alex: Sorry I was just taking a dench shit

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

sweat drenched clit drabber

when a female transexual tries to orgasm after surgery, then gets her male partner to drag his penis across her chest, spelling out her name with his sperm and then setting it alight.

"hey jobob, you up for a sweat drenched clit drabber sesh?"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

Dench

A word used by MistaDubstep to describe something that's sick, huge, amazing, big, awesome etc.

Person 1: "Oi! Do you like Mt Eden - Sierra Leone?"
Person 2: "CH'YEAH SON, THAT TRACK IS DENCHHH!"

by MistaDubstep August 24, 2011

Donch

to release a large amount of excrement from one's bowels.

Man, I have to drop a huge donch. You know where the bathroom is?

Sorry honey, I can't go to see your mother. I gotta stay at home and donch all day.

by Donchy Kong July 12, 2010

Dench

Anything you want it to be, In any context you like.

"That backoff is denchhhhhh!!"

"Man, your breath is DENCHHHHH!!"

When man gets punched in the face: You say "Thass denchhhh!!"

by Fire_Camp October 4, 2010

Dench

A combination of being both dumb and hench.

Have you seen that muscular delivery guy he is thick as shit. He must be well dench.

by ReelBigFreak August 19, 2013

dench

a blending of the word 'hench' and 'dark' used by a popular footballing icon. it refers to someone who is well built and this can also include the penis. for example 'my penis is well dench'. however it can also be used an adjective. it is generally a word used by male teenagers who are insecure and twattish.

'dench'

by joshco95 November 12, 2013