When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).
Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.
by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017
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You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.
You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.
by Mrs Pearley November 1, 2021
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Dodgie, don't you dare dodge my words of love again!
Dodgie enjoyed reading this since this is a troll, just like him.
Dodgie enjoyed reading this since this is a troll, just like him.
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