Cardiovascular Disease

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

pugs disease

A rare std caused by a person who has had sexual intercourse with a pug, and then transmitted to you.

I heard that girl has pugs disease.

by lil peep b April 25, 2020

Game of Thrones Disease

The act of killing off characters that fans like the most, and/or a large amount of characters in a short amount of time.

Everyone loves Tyrion, that probably means that he will probably catch Game of Thrones Disease.

by 1dchouseman August 12, 2014

tunes disease

a disease sufferd by people who simply can't stop groovin'.

many times these people will be seen dancing and groovin' as they were at a Dead show. However, there is no music playing.

Did you see that hippie? He's dancing so hard he must have tunes disease.

by axlisgod1 February 22, 2011

Thot disease

When a girl or guy swallows cum multiple times over a course of time that it causes one to get a sore throat.

Sally: Damn it hurts to swallow, I definitely have thot disease!

Brittney: Damn, how much dick you been sucking lately Sally?

by pagina December 11, 2017

moon disease

Temporary condition primarily caused by sitting on wicker or cane chairs leaving matching circular indentations on the skin after prolonged exposure. Variants involve skin creases after prolonged sleeping or clothing items leaving similar impressions.

Sitting on that wicker chair all morning gave my legs some serious moon disease!

by vertov September 27, 2018

Moopins disease

Moopins disease is a disease which results in loud, random, often unexpected outbursts that cannot be explained by any normal behavioural patterns.

Dude 1: What was that?
Dude 2: It’s ok, she has Moopins disease, she can’t control it.

by shelbsy February 24, 2021