Dishonorable Discharge

Stinky, runny diarrhea.

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.

by Flying Meteor Man August 29, 2012

Dinches

The appropriate term used when describing or talking about the length or width of a penis.

Ex: I bet my dick is bigger than yours..

I doubt it, i'm pushing about 8 and a half dinches.

by KCahn December 16, 2008

Disherman

a) A player in a team sport that is particularly skilled at passing. Can usually find the open player and has the most assists on the team.

b) A word yelled after making a great pass.

a) Guy One: I think Joe got the assist on that last goal

Guy Two: Probably, Joe is the disherman.

b) Guy Three: THE DISHERMAN!

by Briceps April 15, 2011

celestial discharge

DEATH! Especially from a hospital or an institutional setting like a long term care facility!

Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!

by hipczech2 March 11, 2009

anal discharge

When toxic fluid usualy highly caustic leaks from the anus, usually caused by poisoning or an infection from violent or excessive anal sex or masturbation.

Ow that anal discharge burns.

by Ruban May 28, 2004

discrescorment

The state of being so sad that ice cream is the only option to make you feel better.

My discrescorment was quickly allayed by a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

by fuudforthought January 12, 2009

negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013