dingleberries

A collection of toilet paper and/or feces twirled around one's hair lining their chocolate starfish.

"I nearly cried when I tore out my dinggleberries."

by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005

Dingleberrie

deposits of fecal matter, tiolet paper and hair that clings to the inner crevass of the buttocks

i seem to have many dingleberrie's stuck in my butt-crack

by david richmond August 16, 2003

dingleberrys

little pieces of hair, shit, and toilet paper that form on an unclean ass

I had to come up with a jar full of dingleberrys for my frat initiation.

by Jimbo D July 3, 2006

dingleberrie willy

Picking a nice dingleberrie and packing it into your best friends ear like a blackpowder rifle.

Ah bro you just got a dingleberrie willy!

by Nick Sorosky March 18, 2008

Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

by mvillemuffinman July 19, 2010

dinglebat

A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.

Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....

by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009

Dinglebomb

That one fat elf in Santa’s workshop that makes bombs for ISIS instead of children

Hey guys we will soon get the new bombs from Dinglebomb.

by PortalDM March 9, 2019