ding dong

sound you make when pressing your belly button (like a door bell)

When I press my daughter's navel, I say "ding dong".

by Marlene Leon February 03, 2005

ding dongs

big breasts

that lady has huge ding dongs

by aron January 21, 2004

Ding Dong

when you swing your dick back and forth like a bell untill it herts

"i did ding dong in front of my cat last nite"

by billy bob frog May 30, 2007

ding dong

a gay song wrote by a half man half terroist. the song is meant to blow up your ear. ding dong means BALLS. it is usually used by fags.

earl: haha, i kicked you in the jewels
nerd: that would have hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. ding dong.
earl kicks him in the balls yet again

by mr. jewels November 14, 2008

ding-dong

Synonymous with Jeremy.

Also, police officers who play call of duty.

That ding-dong is good at WZ!

Jeremy?

by _juno_ October 25, 2022

Ding Dong

When someone takes a shit in your mouth for pleasure or punishment. Based on the colors of the Hostess snack "Ding Dong" the poop is the base color of the Hostess snack while the chunks of undigested food are the frosting. Yum.

"Listen shitbag: if you don't get me my fucking soup I'll feed you my Ding Dong!"

by Terubz December 27, 2009

Ding Dong

a floppy weiner that is soggy and cant get stiff. it is small and is kind alike a soggy worm

after being kicked in the balls so many times i had a ding dong

by matt the hopper November 30, 2003