dj diddles

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch.
Often sited when on the phone.

Lauren was playing dj diddles while on the phone with me.

by heath, wynter, and matt September 21, 2008

diddle the bean

to rub a women's vagina with ones digits, to the point of orgasm

I diddle the bean so well the girls tell me "I have hands like a surgeon."

by Airline 77 February 29, 2008

diddly-farting

the act of doing nothing in a weird fashion

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.

by acds April 10, 2012

diddle daddy

Like a sugar daddy but for underage teens.

Man Emile, I hate high school! I need to find me a diddle daddy to pay my way.

by Swag dog millionaire February 3, 2020

diddle her twat

To touch a vagina in anyway. Ususally takes place while drunk and or stoned. Most diddlers wigle the middle three fingers of their hand around the clit unless you've got a reall saggy one then you can diddle away all over the place.

Guy 1 - I really want to go meet the girl over there.
Gyu 2 - You pussy, just go diddle her twat.

by Goggs July 24, 2008

Diddler On The Roof

When a man with a small penis cannot satisfy his partner and chooses to strap on a dildo underneath his penis while penetrating his partner with the strap on he uses his small penis to diddle her clitoris.

I couldn't get Ramona off last night so I had to strap it on and give her the diddler on the roof.

by Icepen15 April 6, 2011

diddle-o

mentally challenged or crazy.

an old London expression for someone either a bit simple or downright psychotic.

often found lurking in re-runs of "The Sweeney" or "Minder"

"Why is that bloke walking round in circles?"

"Dunno, I reckon he's a bit diddle-o"

by Dougal474 October 26, 2006