Dickless

Exactly what it sounds like.

Can also be used as an alternative, relatively more vulgar word for "coward".

"Ever notice how insert name never wants to watch even the shittiest of horror movies? Fuckin' dickless bastard."

by RetroTheOPIndividual June 3, 2020

Dickless dick

A chick who is being a dick

What a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

dickless horseman

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

Dickless Sex

To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips

Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.

by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022

Dickless Loser

Someone who spouts bullshit and randomly says goofy shit all the time. Mostly likely a virgin for life that looks like dollar tree McLovin.

Movienerd is a dickless loser!

by MovienerdIsAnIdiot March 28, 2025

Dickless

Dickless is basically a man that is lonely af and so annoying to a point where his own dick got annoyed and let him.

bro you so Dickless

by t0uchm3 October 10, 2022

Dickless Chickless

A mixed drink, made with Malibu and powdered pink lemonade mix. Taste like lemonade, with a slightly coconut after taste. Perfect for morning after hangover headaches, as the alcohol content is strong enough to get you buzzed, but the alcohol taste is practically non-existent.

As seen in the, "Nicholas and Nickolas: Up in Adventure" series.

Bruh, my hangover is killing me.
Well, make a Dickless Chickless.

by Someonetookmyothername June 6, 2016