deflecting douche

The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.

Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.

by EffectiveDetective June 9, 2023

Deflamination suit

Flame fire resistant suit worn by race car drivers who can't speak and/or spell properly.

Chet: Ain't you worried 'bout burnin' up if you's in a crash?

Goober: Nah, I ain't worried. Ma done sewed me up a brand new deflamination suit.

by Major Jerk January 20, 2011

Deboating

The act of not being on a boat. Something so bad happens, that you are officially 'deboating', or 'unboating.'

1: Dude, in fourth hour today we were totally deboating.
2: Yeah, fer sure.

by Scott Barnes42 February 16, 2010

self-defecating

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.

People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.

by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009

mass debating

millions of people in a room arguing over who's gonna go first before they're washed up the urethra with cum and squirted into a sock.

My sperms were mass debating.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

Half debating

(adj?)
The act of debating on weather or not to think on contemplating on a thought to ponder, most of the time while on heavy drugs or in bed, or to think about pondering on whether or not to do something active because you know that decide torandomly think about it, that you will indeed do it.

I'm half debating on weather to think about pondering the universe or to say fuck it and tute another line of opana

by The great tenenbaum September 5, 2010

deflategate

To fart, and deflate the colon of intestinal gas.

I just farted, and man that was a deflategate

by Qmaan January 24, 2015