Deceptively Speaking

A round about way of saying that you are lying when the liar doesn't want to admit they are lying

Jim: I'm deceptively speaking
Bob: BULL! You are a liar. Tell me the truth now

by captainbuttons December 18, 2012

Deceptive Cum

Another way to say Decepticon.

You've heard of Decepticons, now get ready for Deceptive Cum.

by a real bean May 26, 2017

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

Deceived Smile

When your boy looks at you with a smile that seems to be a happy and warm smile, but you later learn he is plotting to raid your cabinets and steal your cookies.

He smiled as I left for work, but I came home and 21 packs of Oreos were gone. It was a deceived smile.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

Deneasive

The vibe a person gives that makes others
feel irked around

Why you being so deneasive

by malik-ken June 21, 2022

Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Bieber deceiver

Justin Bieber's signature move where you move in for a handshake and just send a mindblowing kick to the face, with your fist.

(Random ass random kid:Hey man long time no see (:
(The Biebe: Yo man gimmie some dap......POP Bieber deceiver 'd kid

by Tsgh420er February 15, 2010