danceflooralgia

The physical and emotional pain felt due to the inability to access a dancefloor .

The deep, painful nostalgia for dancefloors, basslines, discoballs (even smoke machines) and sweaty, euphoric bodies moving in ecstasy.

My danceflooralgia was super acute last night, a dripping faucet turned into a badass bass in my dreams and my feet couldn't stop tapping in bed.

The COVID pandemic created widespread danceflooralgia amongst ravers worldwide.

by ivanji December 8, 2020

Hageman Dancer

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.

"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"

by giuseppino May 20, 2007

Mom Dance

To stand there no matter how fast or slow the beat of the song is swaying from side to side while snapping your fingers.

As I peered over to the dance floor I acknowledged the woman performing the mom dance to both techno and to a love song.

by Dand902 September 25, 2010

Muscle dance

The the art of spastically flexing and unflexing every muscle in ones body at the same time.

That girl was doing the muscle dance on my cack.

That girls muscle dance be hawt.

by Coolin815 May 13, 2011

the dance floor

the green (golf)

After a 20 minute delay, all players in the final pairing are now on the dance floor.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

dance the hempen jig

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

by Adolytsi September 2, 2005