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Crustle

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The noise a crispy well-cooked pizza crust makes when you break it. Indicates a delicious pie.
Oooh listen, this pizza has great crustle!
by gidge83 May 12, 2009
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cum crusted cunt licker

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Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.
That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...
by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008
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custie

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orginally referring only to customers of a drug dealer be it all the time or just on lot but now has taken the form of an insult to refer to all sorts of dumbasses be it just a customer whom you tax too the point they are moronic for paying, a customer whom you continually short, or even a person who gets the wings they did not earn ripped off
1 "man that custie just bought this eigth of middies for 60!"

2 "i cut these quarter inch doses down to 10mm and sold them to that custie he pissed himself he was so excited"

3 "man did you hear about mark? he got his wings ripped off! what a custie fuck"
by dopestarmuca August 17, 2010
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Butt Crusties

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A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.
by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017
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crustichris

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A white boy who has an afro and is often caught peeling his foreskin back as far as he can, usually resulting in injury. Crustichris has bad skin crustification as it has been covered in semen which has dried and hardened
"Is he ok?"
"No he's turning into a crustichris!"
by ThatBlackGuyUnderYourBed February 9, 2015
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Someone being really ugly but is still a legand at the same time. But they are monsters at black ops and will do anything to win. Typacially named Simon, Leo, WIll and anything starting with G.
That Simon was such a crusterd
by ELDERLEO September 6, 2016
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Crustle

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The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.
Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”
by Cincoventry October 19, 2020
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