by Sir licks a lot May 14, 2014
The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"
I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.
by FittyTucker March 23, 2016
This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house
by nJevons19 August 30, 2019
A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.
This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.
by candiedbones January 13, 2021
by Demonshock October 17, 2008
A crack head hoe that works the corner for sexual favors and pleasure, typically cheap, fast, and awkwardly skinny.
Bruh, I was over on 1219 PWL and I took a nice bite out of a Corner Crouton. That shit be super cheap.
by JKG1219 December 15, 2021
take an ordinary crouton and place it in a glass of water for a few hours then take it out and let it sit for a couple weeks, once its nice and moldy, ejaculate and use the creamy white to stick the crouton to the head of your flesh tube. Once this is done, have a girl or guy give u a blowjob, the crouton adds extra spice.
by CrustyAzzKream August 12, 2009