Crush-crazy cracker

You know the type--

Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!

"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"

by Fab QT December 31, 2011

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crushlationship

the imaginary relationship you have with your crush

Jalma is in a crushlationship with Wura

by aurum96 February 16, 2013

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Fat crush

When you have a huge crush on someone

You have a fat crush on her

by funnycar56 June 17, 2019

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brunch crush

a situation in which an individual becomes infatuated with their server or host during a leisurely Sunday brunch.

"Dude, I can't stop thinking about our waitress. She's totally my brunch crush."

by Bc May 6, 2016

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super hero crush

When a boy sees a girl, she makes him smile alot and get a little nervous.

Said boy and girl begin to talk.

Boy begins to realize that girl isn't just wonderful on the outside and hopes that she likes him too.
Girl resembles a super hero because of her hidden wonders.

Friend: wow is that Ingrid?

Paul: ya I talked to her in third period, she's even cuter when you get to know her.

Friend: nice man, you have a super hero crush

by strawberrysmoothiewithstraw January 9, 2010

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