the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
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man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.
by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006
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Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'
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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'
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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!
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Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.
Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.
Guy 1: DUDE! I can't stop laughing! I think I'm still drunk from last night! Why are we at McD's at 8:00 am!?
Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...
Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...
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