crayon effect

The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.

Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.

"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."

by el_yotcho December 9, 2008

Crayolafabulous

(Could also be Crayola fabulous)

Colorful, bright, vibrant

Becky: "Oh my God, did you see Mikayla's new purse?"

Kate: "Yeah I did! Isn't it Crayolafabulous?"

Becky: "Fer sure!"

by Kittsu October 1, 2007

crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010

crayola

a girl who wears a lot of makeup with different colored eyeliner and looks like a man without it.

Wow, did you see Britney, what a crayola!

by pinkribbon95 February 7, 2009

That's CraAzy!

Made famous by Tracy Morgan in a sketch on SNL called 'Brian Fellow's Safari Planet'. He plays Brian Fellow, a tv host with a sixth grade education and apparently a stock of shiny lip gloss.

Did you see that goat? He had devil eyes. That's CraAzy!!

or

Did you see that fuzzy bug? He was CraAzy! If I had a bug like that, I'd make a coat out of him!

by catercow November 23, 2004

crayolafication

1. The method of formatting text so as to use as many bright colours as possible, enlarged and fancy fonts, whilst being sure to mispell words and include lots of pretty little pictures.
Thus in the process making it hard to read.

Crayolafying
Unnecessarily formatting text just to draw attention to it. i.e misusing colour codes in irc.

Predominately used by teenage girls.

'I'd have read your little webpage, but I can't see through the crayolafication.'

'No matter how much crayolafying you do, we still don't care what saying'

by BloodMagus January 15, 2004

crayon complex

A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.

The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.

Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.

I can't believe he still brings that up, he has such a crayon complex.

by withinthecube December 27, 2012