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Pizza Crusting

After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.

Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."
by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008
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49 and Counting

49andCounting started in March, 2009 as a bunch of guys that barely knew eachother. Getting right to work, we quickly realized the love we have for playing together. All the way from Greg Ledbetter's drum skills and moving, captivating drum parts, to Tyler Ullman's break away bass lines, Dan Oliveau's deep, true lyrics and catchy lead guitar parts, and Kevin Shepherd's rhythmic, structural rhythm guitar input, 49andCounting is devoted to giving you a fun show, a song stuck and your head, and captured minds as you walk out of the venue's door.
49 and Counting should be up there with bands such as greenday, the foo fighters, and weezer.
by Leonard Hofstader January 5, 2010
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The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.
"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."
by Harambe69 May 18, 2018
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counting to three

person 1: I sure hope half life 3 is going to be released soon.
person 2: false hope. valve isnt capable of counting to three.
by Euromax200 April 6, 2021
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Crustings

Any unwanted leavings of any kind.
Are you going to eat your pizza crustings, buddy?
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
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Coasting

The day after you smoke weed, preferably a really good kind, and are in a very chill kickback state. One could in-fact describe it as the opposite of a hangover.

Having a coasting experience you weel feel really relaxed, usually not lazy as the effects of the marijuana have worn off, and uneffected by the stresses of the day. Coasting is the ultimate after-high
"Dude I'm feeling so awsome today, yesterday I smoked some dank shit and now I'm just coasting."
by Nickdaguanja December 6, 2009
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card counting

The only legal way to win in a casino. You can do this by using a combination of basic strategy, and keeping track on the cards that have been played. Assuming you know the rules of BlackJack, here is a quick explination of how to play.
Basic Strategy:
If the dealers face up card is a 4,5 or 6 the player should draw up to a minimum of 12
If the dealers face up card is anything else, the player should draw up to a minimum of 17
Always split Aces and 8's
The Count:
The player is aiming to reach a minimum target number when counting.
If the target number is reached the player should increase their bet because they will be odds on to win.
The target number is double the amount of decks being used (If the dealer is playing with 4 decks, the target number would be +8 or higher).
Every card delt has a count value. These have to be tracked in order to know when to increase the bets.
2,3,4,5 and 6 have a value of +1
7,8 and 9 have a value of 0
10, Jacks, Queens, Kings and Aces have a value of -1
Card counting does give the player a pecentage above the house, but it is not always easy to do. For maximum efficiency the technique should be practiced extensively prior to usage.
In order to make counting difficult for the house to spot, count teams are recomended. This is where one person does the counting while playing small, and signals the other team members when to come over and start betting big.
by qwerty boy September 14, 2005
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