Your least favorite (or the most irrelevant) cousin. The term comes from the tv show "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia."
by Please stop Doyle October 25, 2016
Get the Garbage Pail Cousin mug.A guy who is Eskimo Brother's with someone that you are Eskimo Brother's with, but not for the same girl.
"Hey, you're Eskimo Brother's with Mikey? I'm Eskimo Brother's with Mikey! That means we're Eskimo Cousins! Fack yeah!"
by Control_sauce November 18, 2009
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Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn
by Sumdum fuk April 28, 2020
Get the My cousin Throckmorton mug.Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)
by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008
Get the cousin fucker mug.Someone that's had sex with someone who's had sex with someone you have. Can be up to 4 times removed.
Girl 1: Me and Jenny are sex cousins.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: She had sex with John, who had sex with Sarah who had sex with Colin who had sex with me.
Girl 2: So 3 times removed then.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: She had sex with John, who had sex with Sarah who had sex with Colin who had sex with me.
Girl 2: So 3 times removed then.
by sexcousinwiththequeen July 9, 2010
Get the Sex Cousin mug.Jeon cousins (or Jeon siblings) are Bts Jeon Jungkook and LOOΠΔ Jeon Heejin. Loonarmys call them like that, because their last name is Jeon and their animal is the rabbit. So they’re basically the same human, but with different genders. Also Jungkook and Heejin are the most popular idols out of their groups.
If you see anyone on Twitter or Instagram using this ship name, don’t attack them. It’s only a joke and they’re not really cousins.
If you see anyone on Twitter or Instagram using this ship name, don’t attack them. It’s only a joke and they’re not really cousins.
by stanloona October 17, 2019
Get the Jeon Cousins mug.The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."
Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009
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