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Ann Coulter Syndrome

A disease uncanny to anorexia, which causes a Republican woman to deprive herself of food because she truly hates herself deep down inside and lacks sexual pleasure. The person afflicted is typically blond and has a low IQ.
Dam, did you see that stupid Republican chic Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View yesterday? She definitely has a serious case of Ann Coulter Syndrome.
by more yogurt please July 27, 2010
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Colton

He may seem kind of intimidating but he's sweet and kind and thoughtful on the inside. He has a strange sense if humor but still makes you laugh everytime. He's a great friend to have.
Colton has a beautiful smile.
by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019
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Anne Coulter

A hateful and arrogant "journalist" who is both vile and libel in her rhetoric and wears the term, "bigot" like a badge of honor. She is one of the most wildly misinformed mouth pieces for the right-wing of America, often advocating violence against world leaders, sexism, and abusing her freedom of speech to spew venom at those she opposes. She is the poster-child of what not having a conscience looks like, and is essentially a skinny female version of Rush Limbaugh. She is an embarrassment to journalists and women everywhere.
Anne Coulter: Wow, did you hear about Gay marriage being legal in eleven states?

Random citizen: Yeah? What about it?
Anne Coulter: Well these animals are ruining the sanctity of marriages everywhere!

Random citizen: Coming from some angry woman who has never been married and looks like Eva Braun, that's saying more about you than gay people.
by Johan The Destroyer August 28, 2013
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It could be worse

Can be used in one of two instances

1. When it would be literally impossible for things to get any worse.

or

2. When things are bad, but not as bad as possible. If used in this way, things are bound to get much worse.
1.

"My house burned to the ground, my wife divorced me taking everything I could salvage from the fire, and I was hit by a truck on my way to the courthouse." said Bob.
"It could be worse" responded Joe.

2.
"Great, someone stole my car and I have to walk to work!" exclaimed Sam.
"It could be worse" responded Sue.
Upon saying this, the clouds became a dark gray followed by torrential downpours for the rest of the day.
by Mr. Unicorn November 23, 2010
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Could Of

A common misconception among idiots who go by their ears rather than their brain. The real way to say it is "Could HAVE", i.e. "I could HAVE gone to the party", rather than "I could OF gone to the party".

It's a common mistake, generally caused because the phrase "Could have" is said so quickly that it is conceived as "Could of", but that's wrong.

"Should of" is the exact same but slightly less common mistake.
Idiot(Through text message): "Man, I could of gone to that party, but instead I stayed home."

Smart person, not an idiot(Through text message): "Are you serious? It's 'Could HAVE', not 'Could of'. Are you stupid?"

Idiot(Through text message): "Well, my name IS idiot for a reason..."
by PetPeevePerson May 15, 2011
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Dirty Colton

When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.
"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."
by schnapson April 16, 2020
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