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Pink Cottage Cheese

Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.
"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."
by SconnieJoe January 25, 2016
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Dong Cottage

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."

Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009
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Mossy Cottage

her mossy cottage stank like a kippers fanny.
by BURKY August 18, 2003
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Craven Cottage

Centre of the world and home to the greatest football team in existence. Found on the river at the corner of Stevenage road and Finlay street. 4 stands: Putney end, riverside stand, Johny Hayes stand, Hammersmith end (H-block). When close by the sound of small teams like QPR and Chelsea being broken and dismembered by the Mighty Whites is clear. There is only one team in Fulham, at the cottage, by the river.
Fulham fan: Take me home, Al Fayed, to the place that i belong, Craven cottage by the river, take me home Al Fayed.

Juventus fan 1: who are we playing again?
Juventus fan 2: some team called fulham.
Juventus fan 1: what was their ground called again.
Juventus fan 2: Craven Cottage I think.
by captain_john January 13, 2011
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thatched roof cottages

Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.
Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!
by MC93 August 5, 2004
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cottage cheese

Discharge from a woman's vagina during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. This has nothing to do with cleanliness.
"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."
by Kristina5979 April 28, 2008
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thatched-roof cottage

A structure w/ a straw roof and stone-like- walls that Trogdor loves to BURNINATE
The peasants watched in horror as Trogdor burninated them and their thatched-roofed cottages.
by Vap January 25, 2005
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