coronadick

What you will get if you suck the coronavirus' dick

Random Guy A: My son fell ill yesterday..
Random Guy B: Oh dear..did he catch the coronavirus
Random Guy A: No..no, he contracted something worse..
Random Guy B: What's it?
Random Guy A: He contracted coronadick.

by The Man who lives in the house April 24, 2020

coronadom

a condom that stops u getting the corona virus🤗

1: oh no arent u worried about social distancing
2: its calm we used a coronadom

by ferrettoes1 June 30, 2020

coronapornication

Where you fake contracting corona virus so that you stay home for 2 weeks and watch porn.

I think Joey has “coronapornication” .... he seemed to be hanging to have a vacation dedicated to himself!!

by Tricka tech March 13, 2020

Coronahoarder

Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.

Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....

Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!

That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

coronapornication

Where you fake contracting corona virus so that you stay home for 2 weeks and watch porn.

I think Joey has “coronapornication” .... he seemed to be hanging to have a vacation dedicated to himself!!

by Tricka tech March 16, 2020

Coronatown

Another name for Wuhan where coronavirus started.

“Hey jim how have you been man? Haven’t heard from you in a while
“Oh pretty good, just got back from coronatown”

by Thrustmaster20 March 21, 2020

coronaholio

1. noun Someone goes crazy and obsessive about toilet paper.
2. verb When a person loses his mind due to imaginary shortage toilet paper.

Check out these hordes of coronaholios fighting over TP for the bungholes!

by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020