Conk

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.

Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.

by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 4, 2019

Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

Conk

The best person ever he's a litteraly god he even has a wikipedia page you should rep him btw

Your nearly on the level of conk

by C0nk January 5, 2021

Conk thirster

Someone who really wants to suck conk, a penis

Someone who really wants to get down on their knees lift up a skirt and shove some schmeat down their food shoot.

When they saw how big the femboy's conk was they became a Conk thirster

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

Conk

Someone who is stupid or and idiot.

"Matthew is a Conk", said Zoe

by Jaeden Martell January 9, 2021

Conk

The derogatory name for a conservative person.

Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.

by Quickfusion November 18, 2017

Conk

A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.

example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.

by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023