esky canary

The first fruit or vegetable that begins to go off in an esky, most commonly a piece of broccoli. With a piece of broccoli, this becomes apparent as it begins to go yellow and limp. It signifies the short-lived future and imminent demise of the other perishable items within the esky, much as the death of a canary in the mines warns the miners that immediate action must be taken if they wish to live.

Ah shit, the esky canary is going yellow! Better finish off those vegies before it's too late.

by ~Çŭnning-Liñgüist~ March 3, 2011

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 17, 2004

Conan O'Brien

The best damn late night talk show host ever...he's a tall Irish, red-head and is hilarious. He's also HOT!

I want to marry Conan O'Brien!

by BadAss April 27, 2004

conan the destroyer

The most kick ass man in all of history. Known for getting the girls and killing the bad guys. A precedent for James Bond, but instead of using a gun, he uses a sword.

Conan the destroyer just pillaged the village.

by Seabass January 20, 2005

sang like a canary

when a person tells everything they know about a crime or wrongdoing to the police or the authorities.

after he robbed the bank, the police caught him and brought him in for question. after a couple hours of questioning he sang like a canary.

by anonymouskid411 February 24, 2009

Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Conan

The nicest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He is sweet, cute and has a really nice smile. He will always make you laugh and will never fail to make you smile. He is an extremely cute guy that has good eyes and body.

That’s Conan

by Bestminecraftplayer August 26, 2021