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Comfybum

Soft toilet tissue as opposed to Izal toilet paper normally found in public toilets in the 60's and 70's and in military barrack blocks well into the 80's.
I need a shit, I hope these public toilets have comfybum!
by Shrek's Dad January 15, 2024
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cumfabulous

When something is so unbelievably good or cool, that you sense the same feeling as if orgasming.
Bro: "Yo, my crib looks like the fucking batcave mixed with a stripclub."

Bro 2: "Holy cow man, that shit's straight cumfabulous!"
by TheJazzyLemon June 18, 2024
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comfather

**comfather** also known as (vr, virtzy, v5rtzy, vir) is a tier 5 **discordian** know for his ability to be the smartest thinker in the room, any idea that has crossed your mind **vr** has already thought about, he is **famously** known for his *esex servers* and *com servers* he owned servers like /um (25k) /ily (8k) /entry (*had 13 /entry servers also with 10k+ members to 30k as the largest entry server*) and /put /hbu /how and currently /at, from 2021-2024 ran the discord server industry and started one of the most notorious discord **community's**he's also known for making roblox games that never dropped **due** to his esex servers being terminated so easily, he's know for having a fortnite creator code which he flexs and gives him a income of $15k per month.

vr is the smartest upcoming entrepreneur and he will change the industry unless the industry changes.

him, at the current age of 17 vr is currently working on a underground project which will soon change the world.
comfather is a fucking goat and the smartest man in the fucking world.
by hehimselftonone July 5, 2024
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Comfaroused

When someone does something loving/caring to you that is so thoughtful and wonderful that it makes you a little wet.

Think scaroused but comforted rather than scared.
She spoke sweet nothings as she rested her head on my back I could feel the vibrations of her deep voice reverberating through my heart, and I felt very comforted. Maybe a bit aroused. The two met in the middle and became comfaroused.
by Kit-Katherine January 17, 2026
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comfadonte

A trusted presence who offers deep emotional comfort and unwavering confidentiality. A person who is both a confidant and a comforter — someone who listens, shelters, and steadies without judgment or demand.
"In her darkest moments, he was her comfadonte — silent, strong, and safe."
by Lindsay Macleod May 12, 2025
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Comfake

Like a pump fake, but for comfort.

When someone does something that takes away comfort.
I was warm and cozy last night, but then my boyfriend stole all the blankets. What a comfake!
by Batscript September 18, 2025
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Comfaker

Someone who does something to take away comfort
My boyfriend stole all the warm blankets -- what a comfaker!
by Batscript September 18, 2025
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