Colton

A gay person, usually not very bright. But a good friend😂

(I just made this to show my friend Colton)
Colton is gay!

by UnicornsAreReal(UAR) April 8, 2018

Colton

A skinny dude, who shoots up schools

“Oh shit it’s Colton run”

by TheSchoolMan March 8, 2019

Colton

He smells like a Burt sausage and then feeds it to your wife.

"Get that Colton out of your mouth"

by Coltini Linguini October 16, 2019

Colton

A gender confused male, who prefer shorter woman. Often with tiny genitals.

"God that man is so Colton"

by Larissa Erickson May 20, 2008

Colton

the ultimate definition of gay

Don't be Colton.

by qwertys6969 September 7, 2014

Colton

One who has a gut and doesn't know it, is also quite unintelligent. Usually this male, doesn't get invited to birthday parties, although he comes anyways. Asks parents to set "play-dates" up for him, eats only cheap and processed foods, is a member of the lower class society, and tend to migrate from Wisconsin. Only mates with cousins, and in most cases, the male they call "Colton" 98% of the time has a speech impeditment. And finally, this creature is shaped either like a boar or a Doctor Seuss character. These creatures tend to be prone to severe nose injuries, making them look even more peculiar. Has a slight tendency to send out unwanted nudey pics, also says words like "nakey", "sexy time", and "kinky" due to the simple fact that he cannot pronounce other words. Also loves to hump and masturbate to inanimate objects.

Example 1: Person A: Colton you're putting on a little weight.

Colton: Weally you don't just make up words.. Wha da fuck is weight..

Example 2: Colton: Hey cousin, want to go behind the shed, maybe get nakey and have some sexy time, don't wowwy I bwought some bologna.

by GlentheScientist83 December 16, 2010

Colton

Douchebag acts cool around other friends tries HARD to impress others no self-confidence jerk in front of other people to be cool

That guy is a Colton

by Freshazdeycome May 14, 2010