The smell on your body after a long night of drinking. Subsequently Guinness isn't the only beer that supplies this scent.
Will: I had many a pint last night and now I have the Irish cologne.
Mike: How is that bad?
Will: I don't want any teachers to smell it on me, but it does make me smell like an Irish mob lord.
Mike: Now I need some Irish cologne.
Mike: How is that bad?
Will: I don't want any teachers to smell it on me, but it does make me smell like an Irish mob lord.
Mike: Now I need some Irish cologne.
by Guinness O'Shaugnassey November 6, 2007

by Whydontwe4Ever November 5, 2017

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.
by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.
Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”
by Ole Ric November 2, 2018

The part of the Clique, that has weekly clique meetups in the German city Cologne. They are superior.
by joshdunswhore July 21, 2019

by Joshcopeland04 June 5, 2023

by Buoyant Balls March 4, 2024
