The Grand Central Station of the people. One who is good at both relaxing and partying. Also, founder of Pepsi-Colie.
by Amandita November 13, 2003
Get the Colita mug.A disease characterized by traits primarily portrayed by Ryan Collett. Characteristics include:
- Asian LG fetish
- No reciprocity in foreplay
- Cleaning phobia
- 30min showers
- Chicken Nuggets
- Caersar Salad
- Titleist hats
- Owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month
- Big head
- Would marry a TV
- Rediculously gullible and stubborn
- Non-spontaneous
- Self-perception as porn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks
- lazy
- Gym-slacking, gym-talker
- Asian LG fetish
- No reciprocity in foreplay
- Cleaning phobia
- 30min showers
- Chicken Nuggets
- Caersar Salad
- Titleist hats
- Owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month
- Big head
- Would marry a TV
- Rediculously gullible and stubborn
- Non-spontaneous
- Self-perception as porn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks
- lazy
- Gym-slacking, gym-talker
Man that guy loves his LG's, he must have Collitis.
She didn't give him a BJ? That sounds like Collitis.
You eat moer Caesar salad than a person with Collitis
She didn't give him a BJ? That sounds like Collitis.
You eat moer Caesar salad than a person with Collitis
by Arkell December 9, 2008
Get the Collitis mug.The Eagles are not saying 'colitas'. They are saying "Goleta's" - a town on the Southern California coast "The warm smell of Goleta's rising in the air".
Don't believe everything you read on lyrics websites.
per wikipedia: Goleta ( /ɡəˈliːtə/; Spanish: ɡoˈleta, "schooner") is a city in southern Santa Barbara County, California, USA. It was incorporated as a city in 2002, after a long period as the largest unincorporated, populated area in the county. As of the 2000 census, the Census-designated place (CDP) had a total population of 55,204, however, a significant portion of the census territory of 2000 did not incorporate into the new city. The population was 29,888 at the 2010 census.
It is known for being near the University of California, Santa Barbara campus, although the CDP of Isla Vista is closer.
Don't believe everything you read on lyrics websites.
per wikipedia: Goleta ( /ɡəˈliːtə/; Spanish: ɡoˈleta, "schooner") is a city in southern Santa Barbara County, California, USA. It was incorporated as a city in 2002, after a long period as the largest unincorporated, populated area in the county. As of the 2000 census, the Census-designated place (CDP) had a total population of 55,204, however, a significant portion of the census territory of 2000 did not incorporate into the new city. The population was 29,888 at the 2010 census.
It is known for being near the University of California, Santa Barbara campus, although the CDP of Isla Vista is closer.
by olderguy September 22, 2011
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Get the colitas mug.by george September 24, 2004
Get the colitas mug.A guy who is charming and loving. A friend to all he meets. He is a true friend he will never let you down and won't ever hurt you. He rarely falls in love but when he does it is pure. He doesn't get mad easily, but when he does all hell breaks loose. If you ever manage to get on his bad side, you will stay there your whole life. He wants to find love, but he can't. If you ever find a Colbitt don't lose him he is a genuine guy. Once you find one hold him tight all he wants is love and affection.
by Peytonw24 March 29, 2022
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