Cocksettle

To settle in a relationship for a smaller penis than desired.

"I liked Brad, but he has a small penis."
"Girl, I think you should cocksettle."

by Speakseasy May 20, 2024

Cockrete

When someone is so ugly you would rather have sexual intercourse with concrete.

“The breeze blocks are more sexually active than him”

“Yea, I would rather stick my cock in concrete”

“Cockrete!”

by BGP#1 June 6, 2024

cockrete

When someone is less sexually attractive than concrete

“The breeze block is more sexually active than him”

“I would rather stick my cock in concrete”
“COCKRETE!!”

by BGP#1 June 6, 2024

Cockett-Style Ticklegooning

Performed by the greatest of shamans, cockett-style ticklegooning consists of a volunteer allowing 5 bald black men who coincidentally run ice-cream vans tickle the underside of the foreskin with a feather. Shamans that practice this technique are well-versed in Croatian flickergooning and the Egyptian smegma method.

That guy last night received some crazy Cockett-Style Ticklegooning man, I just hope his balls didn't burst.

by mukit December 27, 2024

Cockjenny

When two lovers are fucking, or transitioning to a different position, and the receiving member wishes to clarify what is happening. The receiving lover grasps the giving lovers cock firmly and gives it a good squeeze, especially at the tip, causing an involuntary bow or nod to the other member.

As a bow signifies submission, this provides immediate clarification and understanding of roles and responsibilities.

Named for a well known performer who frequently used this maneuver to keep passions teamed and timed to her desires.

“You’re going to listen this time or I’ll cockjenny your junk all night. “

“I love it when you pinch the head of my cock. You can cockjenny me all night.”

by Havesomefun September 21, 2025