closed-minded

The opposite of open-minded (DUH-uh!).

Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.

Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.

I'm very open-minded about space exploration, but I'm very closed-minded about doing a space walk without a spacesuit.

by Gahmuret July 5, 2006

closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".

Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...

by Willem88 January 1, 2012

CDM: Closed Door Meeting

When your boss whats to hear himself talk so he calls you into his office and tells you to close the door.

Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.

by T-Nutz 007 November 2, 2008

the shop is closed

When someone says their shop is closed, it means that they are no longer dtf. Commonly said immediately after orgasm.

"Let me put it in my mouth."
"No, the shop is closed."

by dfgrod March 25, 2017

closed-minded

unaccepting of new information or opposing viewpoints. Often basing his or her personal opinions in moral or religious teachings. S/He believes they already have the answer and no longer need to continue learn by intellectual argument. Having faith.

Christians are closed-minded when it comes to accepting scientific evidence regarding evolution.

by Trent Cutler April 15, 2006

Closedverse

Another dumb Miiverse clone which people chose over the other ones, and nobody knows why. This site is for people who claim it's trash but they still use it anyways. Also you can't post gifs.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Closedverse? You should join!"
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better

by Moltern May 8, 2018

closed dome

The act of taking a crap with the toilet lid down.

Dude, check out the toilet in the third stall. Somebody closed domed all over it.

by cbiskit April 24, 2008